EXPOSING CORRUPTION: LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS

UGANDANS ARE POSTING 'SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING' AND URGING CITIZENS TO REPORT GRAFT VIA A TOLL-FREE LINE... EVERYONE WHO DOES EVIL HATES THE LIGHT (JOHN 3:20). TURN ON THE LIGHT (X NEWS)
WHEN THE WATCHMAN STEALS THE TREASURE: EX-FBI AGENT PATRICK STEVEN YAROCH PLEADS GUILTY TO WIRE FRAUD AND MONEY LAUNDERING AFTER STEALING ABOUT $2.47 MILLION IN CRYPTO FROM 35 INVESTIGATIONS (X NEWS)
PAKISTAN'S FIA RECOMMENDS A CRIMINAL CASE AGAINST ASAD MAHMOOD OVER 4,252 POST HIRES VS. 3,938 APPROVED POSITIONS... SUPPORTERS CALL IT POLITICAL; CRITICS WANT ACCOUNTABILITY. WEIGH IT WITH JUST WEIGHTS (X NEWS)
LOST MEMORY CARD, FOUND VOTES: @MATTVANSWOL REPORTS A GEORGIA HOUSE RACE FLIPPED FROM TRAILING BY 58 TO LEADING BY 262 AFTER UNCOUNTED VOTES TURNED UP... COUNT EVERY LEGAL VOTE, AND KEEP THE LIGHT ON (X / @MATTVANSWOL)
CAUGHT, CONVICTED... THEN ELECTED: VAN SWOL SAYS FORMER MINNESOTA SENATOR NICOLE MITCHELL, CONVICTED OF FIRST-DEGREE BURGLARY AFTER A 4:45 A.M. BODY-CAM THEFT FROM HER STEPMOTHER'S HOME, JUST WON A CITY COUNCIL SEAT (X / @MATTVANSWOL)
@MATTVANSWOL FLAGS A POLICE CHIEF ARRESTED FOR DUI IN A PATROL SUV WHO WAS REINSTATED THREE MONTHS LATER... ACCOUNTABILITY IS NOT A SUGGESTION (X / @MATTVANSWOL)
| | HUMOR & SATIRE (NOT NEWS!)
Satire / humor columns -- not real news
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (SATIRE, NOT NEWS): ASK MISTER LANGUAGE PERSON... IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD, AND NOW THE GRAMMAR POLICE (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (HUMOR, NOT NEWS): WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS... GOD SEES IT ANYWAY (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (HUMOR, NOT NEWS): BERNICE AND MY FRIENDS... ABIDE IN YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR DOG WILL ABIDE IN YOU (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (SATIRE, NOT NEWS): ELECTION SEASON... PUT NOT YOUR TRUST IN PRINCES (PS. 146:3), ESPECIALLY ONES WITH ROBOCALLS (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (HUMOR, NOT NEWS): HALLOWEEN... DARKNESS HAS NO POWER OVER THE LIGHT, BUT IT DOES STEAL THE GOOD CANDY (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (HUMOR, NOT NEWS): DOGS... THE ORIGINAL SERVANT-HEARTED CREATURES (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (HUMOR, NOT NEWS): VICE CITY... SODOM AND GOMORRAH, DRIVER'S EDITION (DAVE BARRY)
[SATIRE] DAVE BARRY (HUMOR, NOT NEWS): MICHELLE... THE STORY OF A NAME AND A COLUMN (DAVE BARRY)
| | ISRAEL: PRAY FOR THE PEACE OF JERUSALEM

✝ JPOST: DEFENSE MINISTRY TO HOLD A HIGHWAY 35 EXERCISE SUNDAY AFTERNOON... ISRAEL KEEPS WATCH; 'HE THAT KEEPETH ISRAEL SHALL NEITHER SLUMBER NOR SLEEP' (PS. 121:4) Thin on details so far: basically a schedule notice for a highway exercise. (JERUSALEM POST)
✝ TIMES OF ISRAEL REPORTS SHIN BET HAS NO PROOF OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE, ONLY ZINI HAS FAITH IN THE PROBE... FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE, NOT THE POLITICS (TIMES OF ISRAEL)
ISRAEL CELEBRATES SIGD, THE ETHIOPIAN JEWISH HOLIDAY OF LONGING FOR ZION, 50 DAYS AFTER YOM KIPPUR... MARKED SINCE 2008 AS AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY. NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM (X NEWS)
TECH MEETS TRADITION: SHINKEI SYSTEMS' ROBOT AUTOMATES THE JAPANESE IKE JIME FISH METHOD IN SEVEN SECONDS, BACKED BY THIEL'S FOUNDERS FUND... FISHERS OF FISH GET AN ASSIST; FISHERS OF MEN STILL NEED YOU (X NEWS)
TIMES OF ISRAEL: A NEW US OIL COMPANY JOINS GAS EXPLORATION OFF ISRAEL'S SHORES... ASHER DIPPED HIS FOOT IN OIL (DEUT. 33:24), AND NOW THE PARTNERS ARE LINING UP (TIMES OF ISRAEL)
JPOST: IDF ISSUES EVACUATION ORDER FOR TEHRAN AHEAD OF STRIKES... DEVELOPING; PRAY FOR ISRAEL'S PROTECTION AND CIVILIAN SAFETY Thin on details so far: only the headline is available. Developing, so verify with other outlets. (JERUSALEM POST)
JNS: ISRAEL WEAPON INDUSTRIES AND A DUTCH FIRM TO PRODUCE FIREARMS IN THE NETHERLANDS... ISRAELI INDUSTRY GOES GLOBAL (JNS)
JNS: IRAN MOCKS CENTCOM CHIEF OVER HIS NEW PODCAST... THE REGIME'S BEST ATTACK IS A PODCAST REVIEW (JNS)
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